| “ | Since we're doing a Noir I'm gonna make it a little bit jazzy | ” |
— Benny Davis
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Now gather round my children into an alternate plane
Where the story isn't canon but the bullshits still the same
Where our heroes are still heroes they're the same old reckless guys
But they've got themselves an office and they're now all private eyes
(Chorus)
Our story's just beginning, our adventure never ends
The saga of the heroes that we call the Dragon Friends
Now the gang are all in Waterdeep where murder counts as games
Where red herring's on the menu and its served by saucy dames
Yeah the colour scheme is noir-ish and the bum rap always sticks
Will our heroes fare much better now they're all private dicks?
(Chorus)
The saga of the heroes that we call the Dragon Friends!