When the cast contrives to force someone, usually Ben Jenkins, to improvise a whole list of things right on the spot. Usually veers sharply toward filth around 75% of the way.
During the When Hell Freez-Over stream, Dave explained that the Friends use this as an improvisational warm-up exercise before the shows and streams begin, thus the frequency with which it's used.
Bobby Pancakes Nicknames (1.06)
Janos Meer’s nicknames for Bobby Pancakes in Non-Lethal Witchbolt (1.06)
- The Panster
- Bobbin' For Apples
- Bibbity Bobbity Boo
- Pansnakes
- Snakes
- Snakeboy
- Burbles
- Bingo
- Blorps
- Bobby the Fucko
- Fuckhead
- Dick
- You Piece of Shit, Bobby
- Bob
- Robert
- Bobby Pancakes?!
Shipwright Henchmen (1.08)
Albrecht Rumsfield's surprisingly family-friendly list of fairly unhelpful Dwarven henchmen in It True, Me Your Nightmare (1.08)
- James
- Billy
- Tony
- Chris
- Tony II
- Tony Jr.
- Tony Sr.
- Mark
- Matheson
- Mary
- Bernard
- Bernadette
- Brutus
- Caesar
- Lipton
- Tea
New York City (3.04)
Mr. Sour’s nicknames for New York City in I've Never Seen a Gooch That Couldn't Be Improved (3.04)
- The Big Peach
- The Tiny Grape
- The Slippery Bug
- The Angry Hornet In A Shoe
- The Stinky Hat Left On The Porch
- The City That Goes "Hello!"
- Island One, Two, And Three
- Cum Island
Haystack Elevator (3.11)
Freezo hits all the buttons in an elevator during ...Okay, That's a Persuasion Check (3.11) and they force Dave to name all the levels.
- Level 1 - Holding Cells
- Level 2 - Kitchens
- Level 3 - Housekeeping
- Level 4 - Housekeeping, Second Annex
- Level 23 - Security
- Level 51 - Housekeeping Again
- Level 60 - Skyway Lounge
- Level 69 - Hing asks for this despite there only being 60 levels. "It goes to 60, ya dipshit." - Simon Greiner
Costumes For Sale (3.14)
Sebastian Bumblebee's costumes for sale in A Sexy Number Four Please (3.14)
- Chef
- Construction Worker
- Miner
- #4
- Bunny
- #6
- [Somehow offensive to all races]
- Sebastian Bumblebee’s clothes
- Rich Man (Uncle Pennybags)
- Poor Man
- Sexy Priest
- Sexy Undertaker
- Sexy Gravedigger
- Sexy Mourner
- Sexy Corpse
- Sexy #4
- Sexy Sebastian Bumblebee
Magic Stones (Melbourne Special Pt. 1)
Magical stones for sale at Gunder & Son & Gunderson in the Melbourne Special. Each of them can:
- Make your hair grow very long
- The power of piss
- Ruby that turns you invisible
- Make you into a bat
- If you are a bat, it will make you not a bat again
- If you tap it, it turns into shoes
- Really nice looking and smells of lilac
- So shiny and wonderful. It will make your teeth bigger. It's so unpleasant
- One for being fast
- One for being slow
- Makes you cum
Top Ten Toys of the Season (Yulemas 2017)
Freezo's top ten toys of the season from the Yulemas Special 2017:
- The furry
- Sickle me Elmo
- Tokemon
- Tragic cards
- Nintendo itch
- A gun
- Incontinence pads
- Cloning machine from The Prestige
- Blue lights
- Cum?
- Segway
Additional Bobby Pancakes Nicknames (TOA.00)
Janos Meer’s additional nicknames for Bobby Pancakes in Stream of Annihilation (TOA.00), a list which was truncated when Ben was admonished for swearing:
- Bobby "The Bad Boy" Pancakes
- Bobby "Shit For Eyes" Pancakes
- Bobby Bobson, The Man With Nine Toes
Steps for Launching a Ship (TOA.06)
Orders given by Baston, captain for very questionable reasons of the ship Feathered Cap, to his crew to get the ship launched quickly:
- Hoist the mizzen!
- Tie all the bits down!
- Make sure it's not leaking!
- Spin the wheel!
- Make it goooooo!
- I think that is sufficient!
An experienced sea captain subsequently indicated that following these instructions would cause the ship to explode.
Bushu's Steps to apologising to Freezo (Twitch 1.01)
Bushu's 10 step program he took to work towards apologising to Freezo During Twitch Series "When Hell Freezo-ver" 1.01 "Is he a Mickey Mouse or a Donald Duck"
- Thinking about what I've done
- Feeling guilty
- Snacks
- Cookery course
- Going and cleaning out all of my mums stuff cause she’s a hoarder.
- Doing an advance Lego competition show
- Doing a second season of the Lego show
- Promotional book tour of the Lego show
- Back to thinking about what I've done
- Naptime
- Apologising to Freezo