Performed by Freezo and Froyo in Freezen - A Dragon Friends Christmas Musical. To the tune of 'Do You Wanna Build a Snowman?' from Frozen.
Freezo: Do you wanna kill a human? Draw arcane sigils in the sky And send a Witchbolt shooting through Electric shocks of blue That make a human die We could also use a fireball Or a magic sword Or simply remove his spine Do you wanna kill a human? It doesn't have to be a human... Froyo: Ok, dude? Freezo: Ok, fine... Froyo: I just think we need to take this more seriously... Do you want to take a chill pill? Your blood is filled with hate (No it's not!) Or is it cum, I'll never know Look, I don't what to know Regardless, it's not great Just listen to the music That swirls all around Life is a wondrous song Why do we need to kill a human? Freezo, please don't kill a human Hey, what's wrong? Freezo: Froyo please, I really need this Froyo: To do a murder? Freezo: Yes I do Froyo: But dude that's crook Freezo: Well listen, look The other option is I could kill you Froyo: But Freezo I'm your cousin And I love to sing Freezo: Well that might make it more fun I really want to kill a human Please just let me kill a human Froyo: Okay, just one... Narrator: The two cousins pause in their duet to frolic playfully in the snow in a montage that includes some light tobogganing, the taking of a human life, and the building of a snowman. But in the midst of the gaiety, Freezo jolts to a holt recalling the ancient laws of this land - a very salient plot point - that forbid singing. He turns to his cousin and sings with no sense of irony: Freezo: Froyo here's some exposition You know that singing's not allowed Just push that impulse deep inside The law can't be defied We shouldn't sing out loud Froyo: But it surges up inside me How could song be wrong? Such a jolly and jaunty jive And no one's here except this snowman Who's gonna snitch on us, this snowman? Freezo: I don't think so... Frozen Donut: I'm alive! I'm alive!